What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

What do you think of India's IT Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw comparing the Indian government's efforts to build a localised AI model to sending a mission to the moon at a fraction of the cost?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

What is something you have to share?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Dr No

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?